DOWN is the new UP

KALAULAH....

2011-09-28T22:01:00.002+08:00

...aku ada isteri seperti Zee Avi ni, confirm hidup aku bahagia...

Bayangkan, anda letih seharian berkerja, letih melayan karenah bos yang sukar diramal, letih mengharungi kesekan lalu lintas, dan bila sampai ke rumah, isteri anda menyambut anda dengan menyanyi dan menari seperti dalam video ini...wowww...

SOALAN DIJAWAB DENGAN SOALAN

2011-08-20T23:25:00.002+08:00

Ini ada beberapa contoh soalan yang boleh ataupun mesti dijawab dengan soalan. Biasanya soalan-soalan yang diajukan pada mulanya adalah tidak logik / tidak perlu dijawab / soalan yang memang tiada jawapan. Ataupun orang yang diajukan soalan tersebut memang berperangai yang objektif utamanya menjawab soalan dengan soalan adalah untuk menjengkelkan si penanya. Misalnya:

Student A : Pergh ..smart gile BMW X6 tu.. Agak-agak berapa ribu aa harga dia??
Student B : Ko nak beli ke??
(Soalan yang sebegini dijawab dengan soalan kerana tak ada logik walaupun Student B memberitahu harga sebenar BMW tersebut, Student A akan membeli kereta tersebut keesokan harinya..lainlah kalau dia tanya pasal harga T-shirt, kasut ataupun pen)

Mat Rempit A : Kau rase kalau aku ayat minah tu dapat tak??
Mat Rempit B : Kau rase??
(Ini contoh soalan yang tidak perlu dijawab. Ok, muka macam tandas awam, pemakaian hanya sekadar untuk mengelak dari berbogel ditempat awan, masa depan pon gelap, kalau Mat Rempit A tu sedar diri, rase-rasenya dia tak perlu tanya pun soalan tu..)

Suami Orang : Ko ni bila la nak kahwin??
Bujang terlajak : Ko tau ke bila aku nak mati??
(Oleh kerana sudah jelik ditanya soalan sebegitu, maka Bujang Terlajak boleh memilih untuk bertanya kembali kalau-kalau Suami Orang tadi tahu bila dia akan mati sebab ayat standard orang Melayu, ajal maut & jodoh pertemuan semua ditangan Tuhan. Jadi kalau dia tak tau bila dia akan mati, sudah tentu bile dia akan kahwin pon dia tak akan tahu. Ini contoh soalan yang memang tiada jawapan)

Penganggur A : Haii bila lah aku nak kaya??
Penganggur B : Apa cerita ko pegi interview keje dengan bank hari tu??
(Ok objektif utama Penganggur B adalah untuk menjengkelkan Penganggur B. Tapi soalan begitu perlu dijawab dengan soalan supaya Penganggur A boleh berpijak di bumi yang nyata. Jangan ditanya bila nak kaya. Tanya dulu macam mana nak kaya...)

DEKAT DI HATI

2011-08-14T13:49:00.002+08:00

Orang selalu kata, hiburan hanyalah sekadar hiburan. Tapi bagi aku tidak. Aku kurang terhibur kalau sekadar menonton atau mendengar hiburan yang sekadar hiburan. Aku lebih 'prefer' hiburan yang lebih dekat di hati. Salah satu hiburan yang biasa aku cari adalah melalui lagu dan salah satu elemen lagu yang boleh dijadikan sumber adalah klip video. Ambil contoh klip video ini misalnya :-

Ini salah satu band yang aku minat, yang berfahaman 'Straight Edge' (vegetarian, no drugs/smoke/alcohol, healthy way of life), yang senantiasa mempertikai/mengkritik apa sahaja yang mereka rasakan tidak betul dalam lagu-lagu mereka. Lagu yang ini memang salah satu lagu kegemaran aku.

Ok, secara jujur, konsep video klip ni biasa-biasa sahaja modus-operandi nya. - angst-ridden, rebellious (with/without a cause), teen spirit etc. Konsep jamming dalam train/tube dah melambak band-band lain buat. Tapi cerita-cerita selingan dalam klip video ni yang buat aku tertarik dan rasa dekat di hati. Cerita selingannya bermula dengan sekumpulan remaja sedang bersiap-siap ingin melakukan sesuatu di waktu malam. Kali pertama aku tonton video ni, aku ingatkan mereka ingin melakukan jenayah, tapi bila difikirkan kembali, jenayah apa yang mereka ingin lakukan dengan hanya berbekalkan lampu suluh, surat khabar lama dan penyembur cat? Merompak franchise gerai Otai Burger barangkali.

Babak seterusnya menunjukkan remaja-remaja tadi berlari-lari di sekitar bandar, dengan berbaju hitam, bertopeng muka - seolah-seolah mereka bakal melakukan onar di tengah malam dan kalau di ketika ini anda menonton, satu kesimpulan pasti terlintas di kepala "Riot - London style..". Kemudian mereka berpecah, ada yang memanjat billboard Mc Donald dan ada yang menceroboh zoo. Dan vandalisme pon bermula. Tapi vandalisme yang aku rasa tak salah. Billboard Mc Donald diconteng dengan font yang bersaiz semaksimum mungkin dengan mesej - "12 grams of heart attack", papan iklan perfume yang memperalatkan muka dan badan perempuan yang menggiurkan - dihodohkan dengan lukisan yang kalau dalam perperiksaan, pasti akan diberi markah F oleh si pemeriksa dan sticker "I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE TRAPPED IN A CAGE" ditampal dikandang harimau di dalam zoo.

Kemudian, menjelang pagi, mereka pergi ke belakang lorong dan bersiap-siap dengan kemeja, seluar licin, tali leher dan skirt masing-masing untuk ke tempat kerja dan terus masuk ke pejabat beramai-ramai (mereka kerja satu opis rupa-rupanya) dan berpecah sekali lagi menuju ke cubicles masing-masing. Dan salah seorang dari mereka telah bertembung dengan bos beliau. Dengan masing-masing berbekalkan ego yang cukup tinggi dan rasa dendam tak puas hati yang dah lama terpendam, pertembungan itu hanya diiringi jelingan mata yang seolah-olah memberitahu - "Pagi-pagi dah nampak muka ni, macam manalah rezeki nak masuk..". Bos beliau itu tadi dengan muka yang masih berbulu terus masuk ke bilik beliau dan menutup pintu. Ok ini babak yang paling best dalam video ni. Setelah pintu bos beliau ditutup, beliau terus menampal lebihan sticker "I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE TRAPPED IN A CAGE" malam tadi di pintu bilik bos beliau. Wow, how I wish I could do the same. Hehe..

Apa yang mengganggu aku bila menonton video ni, macam mana mereka boleh terus ke pejabat tanpa mandi dan bersarapan dengan tidak tidur semalaman, berlari-lari melakukan onar di sekitar bandar, sedangkan aku memerlukan tidur yang cukup dan sarapan yang enak untuk memastikan perjalanan kerja harian aku tidak terganggu dengan senggukan kepala di hadapan komputer diselangi dengan perut yang berkeroncong dan badan yang berlengas.

Ini juga mengingatkan kata-kata seorang kawan aku baru-baru ni - "Kalau dulu mase study, hari-hari boleh keluar malam-malam 2-3 pagi tak rasa mengatuk langsung, tapi sekarang dah kerja ni, kalau keluar malam je, pukul 12 mesti mata dah kuyu..." How much time has changed, apparently and how I miss those good ol' days - zaman remaja yang dilalui yang penuh dengan suka-suka (suka-duka tu ada lah kadang-kadang) ke hulu ke hilir dengan berbekalkan motor Honda EX5 Class 1, Yamaha RXZ dan Modenas Kriss 1 (siapa-siapa yang kenal aku, tahu lah kenapa aku mention 3 motor ni) di waktu malam mencari makanan-makanan yang enak, baju-baju 'cool' di uptown, ber'jamming' di 'X-Studio, Taman Shamelin ataupun Galaxy Studio di hadapan Ampang Point, mahupun meronda-ronda dengan tiada hala-tuju di sekitar Kuala Lumpur tanpa memerlukan masalah di tempat kerja seperti yang aku lalui sekarang.

Kalau lah aku ada superpower macam dalam filem 'Butterfly Effects' yang boleh kembali ke zaman silam dengan hanya membaca diari-diari yang pernah ditulis, alangkah indah hidup...

Haih nampak sangat aku dah semakin tua...

Nah, anda faham kan apa maksud hiburan yang dekat di hati??

DARAH MERAH, JIWA MERAH, HATI HARIMAU..

2011-08-08T22:11:00.015+08:00

Hellooooo people!!! Saya kembali.. setelah hampir setahun mendiamkan diri kerana ketiadaan laptop..

So apa yang jadi selama setahun ni?? Ahh cerita lain kasi tolak tepi..The most important chapter was that match, Liverpool FC vs Malaysia XI on July 16th.

It was the event of first - the first ever visit by Merseysiders to KL and the first ever football game I watched live in the stadium!! It's an unforgettable experience to be among 80,000++ Kopites, Harimau Malayans or even the neutrals in the humid but lively Bukit Jalil Stadium.

My initial plan was to watch the game with my office mates tapi barua tu semua boleh pulak cancel last minute, aku terbangang..Habis aku dah sampai stadium ni aku nak tengok ngan sape ni?? Tiba-tiba teringat Kopite Ultra yang satu kelas Aminuddin Baki ngan aku time sekolah. Aku roger nasib baik dia memang ada kat stadium ngan sorang lagi budak sekolah aku gak. Tapi tiket diorang Red Zone, aku punya Green Zone. Ahhh sudah. Setiap zone ada gate dia sendiri. Green Zone tak boleh masuk ikut Red Zone. Gamble, kitorang 3 ekor cube gak nak masuk sekali sampai kat tukang check tiket, hulur 3 tiket sekali, konon-konon macam kat wayang la dengan harapan dia malas nak check terus koyak je tiga-tiga tiket kan?? Sekali dia check satu-satu, teros kene halau. Tapi macam mane aku boleh join balik ngan 2 ekor tu kat dalam stadium, itu aku tak boleh cerita. Tak pasal-pasal aku kena ISA lak nanti.

Apa-apa pon, aku enjoy game tu. Liverpool score 6, Malaysia balas 3. Tak macam game Chelsea. Boring. Torres dengan Harimau Malaya punya 2nd team pon tak boleh score. Dasar Judas...

P/S : Mamat yang pakai jersey Malaysia ni, supporter M.U. Die goyang nak pakai jersey M.U datang tengok game Liverpool..hehe..Btw, bile la Real Madrid nak datang Malaysia ni??

KEMBALI

2011-08-07T05:35:00.001+08:00

AKU AKAN KEMBALI....

BEWARE!!

BECAUSE THE BEST IS YET TO COME...........

THOU SHALT SEE....

HAHAHA....

STORY OF THE DAY: Selamat Hari Raya ke 10...

2010-09-19T03:06:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya folks. Bagaimana raya kalian? Raya saya kurang seronok. Raya ke 3 dah nak kena balik Isnin kene kerja, sucks bukan?? Sebelum kalian cuba-cuba untuk menasihatkan saya supaya bersyukur sekurang-kurangnya dapat berhari raya, lebih baik hentikan, sebab abang-abang saya semua cuti seminggu. Damn it!!!

Oh ya. Semenjak akhir-akhir ni, saya semakin tak suka dua benda ni.

1. VIP in a car with police escort.
Ye, saya faham mereka ini Very Important Person, banyak tempat kene pergi dengan seberapa segera. Dengan bantuan polis trafik, dapatlah memudahkan mereka bergerak dari satu tempat ke satu tempat yang lain dengan pantas. Cuma yang saya kurang gemar, konsep polis yang mengarahkan orang-orang kebanyakan di jalan raya supaya ketepi memberikan laluan seolah-olah seperti "Hey, kamu orang-orang yang kurang penting, sila beri laluan, orang yang lebih penting ingin lalu..." Cuba bayangkan dalam kesesakan lalu-lintas yang hampir tak bergerak itu, polis memaksa mereka supaya tetap memberi laluan. Bersusah-payahlah mereka yang kurang penting ini memulas stereng kereta untuk memberi ruang beberapa inci untuk mereka-mereka yang penting ini dapat lalu. Nampaknya, zaman sekarang ini, urusan mengambil anak-anak dari sekolah supaya mereka selamat pulang ke rumah tanpa perlu kanak-kanak ini menghadapi risiko diculik, dirogol atau dibunuh tanpa sebab, sudah tidak penting lagi barangkali.

2. Mock cheque
Ok, niat untuk bersedekah atau menderma memanglah dipuji dan dirahmati Tuhan. Tapi bila diselit niat untuk menunjuk-nunjuk demi publisiti dan reputasi penderma tersebut, bukankah ianya sudah menjadi perkara lain. Silap-silap pahala menderma tu tak dapat langsung. Nabi pun ada pesan, kalau menderma, biarlah tangan kiri tersorok. Maksudnya kalau menderma, biarlah kita dan Tuhan sahaja yang tahu. Jadi apa 'point'nya chek palsu yang besar gedabak tu dengan tulisan Ringgit Malaysia ****.** Sahaja terpampang dengan jelas semasa majlis penyampaian derma "ikhlas" tersebut? Tak boleh kah cakap aje "Duit derma untuk sekian-sekian, saya dah bank-in tadi..."

Oh, tambah lagi satu lah, makin lama tengok video-video hip-hop dari US ni, makin menyampah pulak saya. Bukannya apa, saya cemburu barangkali, kerja bercakap laju-laju pon boleh pakai Lambo, Ferrari, Bugatti siap pimp lagi, pastu ada mansion besar-besar, pakai bling-bling riban-riban, wanita keliling pinggang, ada gigi palsu yang diperbuat daripada emas, ada perut dengan enam petak dan sebagainya.
Habis aku yang kerja macam nak mati keluar rumah pukul 7 pagi balik 7 malam ni apa pon takda???? Tak adil betol dunia ni....

STORY OF THE DAY : Puasssss......sa....

2010-08-20T16:44:00.002+08:00

Betol kata orang, puasa banyak hikmahnya..

Yang berisi boleh kurang berisi...

Yang pemarah boleh jadi penyabar...

Yang kurang ajar boleh jadi bersopan...

Yang syaitan boleh jadi malaikat...

Tapi bagi aku yang penting, yang paling besar hikmahnya, yang perokok boleh berhenti merokok...

Alhamdulillah syukur nikmat...

FOOTY MANIAC: World Cup 2010 Finale - The Cruyff Legacy

2010-07-10T12:38:00.005+08:00

Hmmm..baru aku perasan..dah lama tak tukar skin untuk blog yang hambar ni. Patut la tak nampak menarik. Kosong...

Eh, ke aku yang dah lama tak update blog?? Hahaha....Last update January?? Smirkk...

So the last entry was about 32 teams completing the list after gruesome qualifying round for 2010 WC. And now it's down to the last 2 between Spain and Holland for the most coveted trophy in the world. The 2 teams that have one thing in common : Johan Cruyff's blueprint. Cruyff as some of us know, is the inventor of the so called 'total football' where it is a game of rapid one-touch passing, whirling, overlapping, top-paced thinking symphony and players endlessly swapping positions in search of space. Before that, the game was too direct, the striker was just a striker and the fullback was just a fullback. After that, every player has to be a playmaker. It was first introduced in Ajax Amsterdam and then Barcelona when he became the coach for those 2 clubs during the 80's. And the same philosophy is now implemented in both national teams' playing style.

The only different for both teams is that Spain has some advantage in implementing that kind of philosophy - the engine or the midfielders. While Wesley Sneijder is the only Dutch midfielder that can be architect or engineer for such style of play, Spain has 3. With the midfield axis of Xavi, Iniesta and Alonso - well known as the best passers in the world, it's easy to imagine which team will dominate the game. As Cruyff once said "If we have the ball, they can't score". For those who want to know how the philosophy can be put in great effect, just look back at the goal scored by Spain against Portugal. And as always, I'll put my bet on the current no 1 national team in FIFA ranking.

So back to the World Cup, all I can say, it's been a tournament full of dramas, contoversies and surprises. Herewith my pick for the moment best remembered from this year's edition:

1. Vuvuzelas and Jabulani - The 2 things that many people wish should never be invented
I can't understand how 'ordinary' people can stand the sound of vuvuzelas while watching football in the stadium. While worldwide viewers who watch live football from the TV think it's the most annoying thing in the world, the goalkeepers have different opinion- it's the Jabulani, the unpredictable, hard to handle ball created by Adidas. And NASA is considering to use the ball for scientific research....Wow...

2. Paul - The octopus who received death threat for picking-up his meal from a box.
Forget technology, forget mathematics, forget human instinct. Now there's another way to predict the outcome of a game and it come from a sea creature called Paul The Oracle. The octopus who was born in England and raised in Germany, received death threat from Germans fan for predicting Spain win over Germany. And now Spanish Prime Minister is offering political asylum for the poor octopus...

3. Luis Suarez's Hand of God ver 2.0 sent Ghana packing
It's regarded as 'the save of the tournament' but it's actually not from a goalkeeper, it's from a striker. It's the last minute of extra time and with the goalkeeper stranded somewhere on the pitch, it's now up to two Uruguayan players to save the ball coming towards the goal. The first try to make a safe with his left hand but he missed the ball. And then come Luis Suarez, with using both hands, managed to keep the ball away. The ref saw it, give him the red card he deserved, Gyan took the penalty which should definitely sent Ghana into the Semi Final, he shoot the ball straight to the bar and off to heaven, and the ref blew his final wistle for penalty shoot-out in which Ghana lost. Owh what a match...

4. Holland beat the (not so) mighty Brazil
In the first half, it's all about Brazil's Joga Bonito. In the second, it's all about pathetic Felipe Melo - Labelled as Italian Seria A flop of the season. He first conceded an own goal and then a red card. He failed to listen to his father's advice to always keep his temper down and he even ignore Ronaldo's warning to not come back to Brazil. When he landed in Rio and expecting warm of applause from awaiting fans, it's only Julio Cesar who got that, and the whole batalion of Brazillian army was deployed to protect him from the raging crowd.

5. Maradona mistakenly recognized Thomas Muller as a ball picker.
England beaten by the Germans 4-1 in the last 16. And then come Argentina expecting to slay the young Germans in Quarter but eventually conceded the same number of goals. And the first goal scored by the 20 year old boy Thomas Muller, who he thought just a normal ball picker during a press conference prior to the match. The boy must be having the last laugh....

6. The mysterious North Koreans
North Korea came to Africa as the weakest team in the tournament and also as the least known team. In the first match, they shocked the world when some of the players were filled with tears when listening to their national anthem and then they shocked the world again by scoring against Brazil in their 2-1 defeat. In the second against Portugal, they gave the audience some entertainment by allowing seven goals went into their net. Against Ivory Coast, they conceded 'just' 3. There're some reports saying all the players have been sent to coal mine upon arrival at their homeland for humiliating Kim Jong-il.

7. The tale of two captains.
After the final wistle blown during the game in which Italy lost to Slovakia that denied them a spot in the last 16, some of the Italians went to the ground in tears. Then come the captain, Fabio Canavaro trying his best to console the heart-broken Italians while at the same time trying his best to keep his tears from pouring down so that nobody will see him as a 'weak' leader. On the other story, after the final wistle blown during the game in which Portugal lost to Spain in the last 16, some of the Portugese did the same as the Italians. But the captain, Cristiano Ronaldo never bothered to give them some motivation, and walking alone instead. When he came across a camera, he looked straight at it, and spit at the other side. What a loser.....

8. Rooney against England
What would you do if your favourite player did not perform at his best? A. Give him a standing ovation B. Sing his name C. Boo him... For England fans who forked out a lot of money and spending a half day journey to come to Africa, they obviously chose C after the game against Algeria. And what would you do if you were booed by your own fans? A. Give apologetic gesture. B. Pretend not listening C. Confront them. Apparently Wayne Rooney has other solution. He sent the message to the whole of England by shouting to a live camera "Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for f***'s sake." Obviously he didn't care whether the Queen is watching the game live.

9. France fall to pieces
They were the champion in 1998. In 2006, had it not because of Zidane's headbutt, they could've won it again. But this time around, getting past the group stage can be considered as their best achievement only that they didn't. It all started during the training camp in Swiss where they spent the whole training session climbing mountain resulting in Lassana Diara suffered bad stomach and missed the whole tournament. And then after two uninspiring result, Nicholas Anelka thought he's had enough and gave his honest opinion to Domenech that the coach is a son of w***e. He eventually been sent home before the final game against South Africa, and the rest of the players show their support to Anelka by didn't show up during training for that crucial game that could send them into last 16. And the rest is history.....

10. Why on earth do the final game scheduled on Sunday night (Monday 2.30 am Malaysian time)??
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STORY OF THE DAY : What A Wonderful World....

2010-01-27T02:06:00.005+08:00

"I see skies of blue
And Clouds of White
The Bright Blessed Day
The Dark Sacred Night
And I Think To Myself
What A Wonderful World......"
-Louis Amstrong-

"Menarilah dan terus tertawa....Walau dunia tak seindah syurga..."
-Nidji-

2 beautiful songs to sum it all up

STORY OF THE DAY : Mari Mengikis Karat......

2010-01-23T06:30:00.004+08:00

Last post: 24 Dec 2009...

Har ini : 23 Jan 2010...

Astaga dah sebulan blog aku ni berkarat. Tu la dienye. Orang ade blog, awak pon sebok nak ade skali. Pastu pemalas nak update. Pastu biar bende ni macam hidop segan mati tak mahu. Suka hati ko la Bob...Janji ko bahagia..Story of the MONTH??:

Sambut New Year di kampong. Dah tua2 ni malas nak berhoray2 menyesakkan diri tengok bunga api di bandar2, menonton konsert artis menyalak, menyaksikan kerosakan akhlak yang semakin berleluasa, menyakitkan mate sendiri tengok muke mat rempit bersepah yang muke masing2 macam nak mintak terajang dengan rambut berekor siap berblond dilengkapi t-shirt belang2 seluar jeans ketat ditemani bohsia2 yang muke macam separuh siap yang sudah semestinya habis celeberate new year bakal menjadi lauk-pauk kenduri doa kesyukuran mat rempit yang selamat sampai di rumah setelah puas cuba menggadai nyawa di jalan raya tapi takde sape nak membeli sebab nyawa mereka tak bernilai dan tak laku serta low-class bla bla bla. Bagos lagi lepak di kampong malam2 merenung bintang sambil bermuhasabah diri....pffffftttt....

Aktiviti bersama kawan2 bulan ni: Tembakgambar di ladang lembu, makan ayam mati kene langgar (ayam penyet), futsal, membodoh2kan diri dengan menonton cerita melayu di astro ria...err cam tak banyak je.. Ke aku yg banyak miss nak join diorang??hehehe Ntah la. Banyak aktiviti sebenarnye tapi banyak jugak la perselisihan dengan aktiviti keluarga yang akhirnya aku terpaksa mengutamakan keluarga dahulu. Kawan aku sorang ni si Lilo dah nak fly. Ye lah die nak memburu cita2 dah bosan bermain dengan angka2 dia nak bermain dengan huruf2 pulak...Huruf2 yang boleh mengubah dunia harap2nye..

Semakin lama semakin jatuh cinta dengan kerja baru. Boleh masuk lambat (dah memang time keje aku kol 2 petang kot), bos yang ceria tak pernah marah2, kerja yang tak memerlukan aku memerah otak terlebih2 sangat, bekerja lebih masa dianggap taboo dalam opis tu (pernah aku stay lebih 10 minit dari waktu habis kerja, lantas ditegur oleh si boss "Haih, lambat balik??) dah macam keje kat government plak minus boleh lepak2 minum bila2 ko nak, setiap hujung bulan company sponsor main futsal 2 jam. So kira ok la kan setakat ni aku dah tak pernah langsung nak baca job ads kat The Star....

Sekarang ni benda2 di sekeliling aku seolah2 dah bersepakat nak memeras hasil titik peluh aku mencari rezeki yang halal. Kereta aku dah tersenyum lebar berjaya mengopakkan beg duit aku. Laptop aku dah lama merajuk. Motor aku tu bagai retak menanti belah. Gitar karen aku dah membuat muka jambu cuba memujuk aku untuk menukar pick-up. Handphone aku dah ade hobi baru, suka melambatkan diri seolah2 cuba berlakon menjadi 'hang' tatkala aku menekan butang2 di badan beliau. Haih la korang ni. Kot ye pon nak buat hal ngan aku bergilir2 la. Aku tak marah korang nak jahanam. Tapi jangan la semua sekali serentak. Nak di bagi penampar, benda tu bukan orang....

Anak buah aku ni a.k.a anak abang ngah aku dah pandai sebut "tecuk" (sejuk) kalau die berdiri depan peti sejuk yang terbukak, "akit" (sakit) kalau nyamuk gigit die dan yang paling best die dah pandai tunjuk isyarat "like this ala2 facebook" kalo ape bende yang die mentekedarah tu sedap. Dan die baru berusia setahun 2 bulan.

Ye die memang suka buat muke menjengkelkan ni

Oh ye..it's been confirmed Pirates of The Carribean 4 will hit cinema in May 2011 but the sad news is there'll be no more Elisabeth Swann and Will Turner, just Captain Jack and Captain Barbossa who will continue to pursue their American err.. Carribean Dream.

STORY OF THE DAY : The War That I Should Win...At All Cost..

2009-12-24T00:43:00.004+08:00

When you are in a war, you can never quit.It's either you win it, or you die for it. But now I am in the middle of a war to quit.

To quit from the thing that has conquered my mind for years. The thing that my lungs have been craving for. The thing that bring me closer to death. The thing that burn my money whether I realize it or not...

To quit from the habit of telling people all around me nothing but lies. Eventhough I know it is better for them to not know the truth...

To quit from the dark sides of me that overshadowed the tiny territory of my good behaviour...

So no wonder people said the hardest things to do in your life is to tell the truth and to change yourself from bad to good.

Come 2010, even the small changes I made to myself can make it the best year ever in my life...

STORY OF THE DAY: Sesi Merepek Tanpa Hala Tuju.

2009-12-19T02:08:00.003+08:00

Sekarang aku rase idop cam terumbang ambing gak aa kadang2..Bukan ape, tidor tak menentu..Kalo aku rase aku nak tido, aku tido la sampai lebam..Kalo aku rase nak bangun awal, aku bangun la awal..Sabtu malam Ahad memang bukan malam untuk aku tido la kan..Aku pon tak tau sejak bila aku jadi taik bola ni..

Niat di hati nak buat overhaul la blog aku nih..Idea dah macam2 ade nih..Tapi laptop tak betol2 lagi..Dah kalo yang rosaknye bukan jenis calar ke, usb port tersumbat ke, ini gara2 aku gelojoh sangat la ari tu boleh jatuh terhempas, haram jadah kambing gurun..Aku yakin yang rosak hard disc die nih..Dulu takde laptop takde internet..Pastu ade laptop, takde internet..Skang ade internet, takde laptop..Tak le aku paham dengan kehidupan ni..

Minggu lepas abang aku organize bbq..Untuk ulangtahun perkahwinan mak bapak aku yang ke 34, untuk birthday anak die, dan lagi sekali untuk perut die sendiri sebab die ni gile bbq..Kalo die buat bbq, kambing memang wajib fardu ain lah mesti ade punye..Tapi aku respek gile sebab die skang dah hebat gile bab marinate ni..Sedap tahap anjing die punye rase..Bile aku mintak resipi, haram die taknak kasi tau..Die cakap kalo nak, carik sendiri..Die dah try 10 kali bbq, tengok program Licence To Grill, Jamie Oliver ape sume, baru die dapat mixture yang betol katenye...Hah memang tak la aku nak buat bbq banyak kali..Lagi satu care nak grill yang betol pon banyak die ajar aku..Hasil die ari tu, kambing dan ayam tu tak hangus, lembut, smoky, cukup rempas ratus die..Ok la aku dah boleh jd antu bbq plak la pas nih..hoho...

Oh ye skang ni aku tengah mengidam bende alah ni..

EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM : Want To Be A True Rockstar? Learn From The Gallaghers.

2009-12-04T10:04:00.010+08:00

Oh well, Oasis....what else I can say about them?? One of the greatest export from British?? The band that create havoc in Britpop scene in late 90s?? Multi-award winning band?? Ahh that's not entertaining enough so what about the Gallaghers, Noel and Liam?? The two controversial brothers that caused the rise and fall of Oasis. The men who despise everyone - other Britpop bands, popstars, rapstars, boybands, legends, England Prime Minister... you name it. Want to know how cocky they are?? Read these some of the quotes came from their own filthy mouth.

On the people that has nothing to do with them:

On Victoria Beckham: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book."
-Liam Gallagher

On gays: “I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me, definitely. I've got nothing against gays . . . as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever.” -Liam Gallagher

On Pop culture: "I don`t get the Britney (Britney Spears) thing. I certainly don`t get the NSYNC, the Robbie Williams or the Gorillaz thing. There`s a lot of things I don`t get."
-Noel Gallagher

On hip-hop: "I fucking despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is a fucking idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. It`s so negative. Eminem`s new song about his kid - isn`t it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don`t like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff. I`m not fucking having that. I`m not saying they`re directly responsible but that`s how you end up with these fucking` gangs of youths with hoods stabbing people. I`m not saying they need to sit around listening to `All You Need is Love`. But kids are so fucking` thick these days that they are very easily influenced, aren`t they?" -Noel Gallagher

On Kylie Minogue: "Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I`m concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don`t know why. She doesn`t even have a good name. It`s a stupid name, Kylie, I just don`t get it." -Noel Gallagher

On their biggest rivals:

On Radiohead and Coldplay: "I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay. I don't hate them. I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and they don't look like they're having a good time." -Liam Gallagher

On Damon & Alex of Blur: "I wish the pair of them would catch aids and die" -Noel Gallagher

On how Oasis compare to other British bands: "Those other bands are not even in a position to string my guitar at the moment" -Noel Gallagher

On politics:

"I'd like to know which rock-star doesn't take drugs! And we all know that even members of the parliament take cocaine and heroin" -Noel Gallagher

"I'm always a Labour. Politics is like football. Even if you hate the striker, you still support the team." -Liam Gallagher

On Oasis:

" Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger." -Liam Gallagher

On each other:

On Liam: "It's a good thing we don't live in the u.s. where guns are more accessable,because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is I can't fire him because my ma would kill me." -Noel Gallagher

On Noel: "Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight" -Liam Gallagher

On Liam marriage: "He called me about 9:30 and said:' I have just got married. Are you surprised? I said: 'No, I'm not surprised about you getting married, I'm just shocked you're up so early!" -Noel Gallagher

STORY OF THE DAY: Hari Yang Penat...

2009-12-01T01:52:00.002+08:00

Sape kate keje opis tak penat?? Penat weh kalo sibuk berpura-pura busy padahal kepala dah terhangguk-hangguk berkali-kali. Lenguh tengkok lagi. Ni la penyudah dia 6 consecutive hours of live football. Merseyside derby, pastu London derby dan last sekali the mother of all derby, El Classico. Dah la emosi tak menentu pasal kalah, banyak pulak kerja.

Pastu konon-konon balik kerja tadi nak terapi jiwa lah dengan mengemas bilik yang baru pindah barang, tapi baru pasang katil dah rase penat.Last-last ini la cite die...

Real kalah....................

Penat kerja..................

Ngantuk tapi malas nak tido.....

Moto buat hal tadi..............

Duit terbang lagi.........

Laptop rosak pulak.....

Jatuh masa pindah brg.

Hidup memang indah kan???

Oh tidak, bukan saye merungut.....

Cume saya terlalu hepi......hepi sangat...

Mungkin esok lebih baik ????

FOOTY MANIAC: And Then, There Were 32......

2009-11-21T22:14:00.003+08:00

So, this is it...France, Greece, Portugal and Slovenia (!!!) completed the 32 teams that will head to South Africa next June for the most coveted trophy in the world - The World Cup. The cup that had been lifted by so many footbal stars and legends, from Pele to Maradona, from Moore to Beckenbauer, from Zidane to Cannavaro. This is the tournament that will see thousands of people travelling thousands of miles from their homeland for the love of their countries and the beautiful game. This is the competition that will bring love and generate hate (remember Zidane vs Materazzi??). This is the season where every footy maniac will talk, eat and dream about football. For all the managers in Malaysia, come June, it's either you prepare to issue warning letters to your staff or just forgive them for turning- up late to work!!!.

So the team to beat are no other than the two best football national team (by FIFA ranking), the champion of Europe and South America, Spain and Brazil. Of course majority of us would want to watch the dream final between these two teams and I hope, for football sake, there would be no more like Greece - Portugal kinda final match (Euro 2004 final) where the team with anti-football mentality emerge as champion. Just pray for the final game to be the most memorable game of all time where it'll be talked about for centuries. Among the surprise packages to be in Africa are North Korea and Algeria. For those who don't have a clue about Algeria team, just think the likes of Zinadine Zidane and Karim Benzema, who were born in that country before moving to France and kicked-off their football carier there.

But there also some gloom for the upcoming WC with the absence of some football stars and most notably the likes of Ibrahimovic, Petr Cech and Arshavin as their respective countries fail to qualify. It's quite disappointing to see the team with so much promise like Russia will not be in next year's edition.

Well, whatever team you will support, I strongly believe Spain will be victorious. With the kind of form they showed in qualifying group and also in last edition of Euro, with all the world class footballers in their arsenal, with the free-flowing, sexy football they display, I dare to run naked in public if they failed to win...... No am just kidding...Cos in football, anything can happen rite?? Buatnye diorang kalah penalti time final.....??? Tak pon kalah pasal 3 orang kene red card??? Tak pon kalah mase injury time dan own goal??? Hoiii simpang malaikat 44...!!!

Ok, see you in South Africa soon...(ko ingat South Africa tu ape?? Kampung Pandan????)...

Dan sebagai cuci2 mate, terimalah - the best of Spain!!

EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM: The Greatest Movie of All Time.

2009-11-08T01:52:00.003+08:00

Yeah I'm back again after "a while". Susah betol idop takde internet connection nih. Nak update blog pon kene merempat rumah orang. But in a month time, my blog will be extremely active I promise you all.

Ok back to the entry, I must say I'm not really a movie freak- well you know the kind of person who will be the first to book movie ticket(s) whenever there's a new movie coming out at cinema, or the one who can spend the whole day for DVD marathon, or even the one who has an external hard disc specifically bought just to keep all of his downloaded movies. Saya seorang yang sangat memilih dan cerewet. Kalau aku pegi wayang nak tengok cite yang memang aku dah target gila babi nak tengok dan kalau cite tu dah fully booked, there's no such thing as plan B... Memang balik terus aa.

So what actually is the greatest movie of all time?? Well, it's a very subjective question as everyone will have their own answers. For those who love the romantic/ drama genre, they'll absolutely come out with the answer like Titanic, Gone With The Wind, Love Actually, Notting Hill or maybe 'Sembilu'. For those who prefer war/ political movies, they'll suggest the title like Saving Private Ryan, Ben Hur, Jacob the Liar, or possibly 'Rambo'. But for me, a great movie is the one that you still want to talk positively about it even years after the first time you watched it, or the movie that you can relate to yourself. So these are the 2 movies that I think really give great impact to the viewers:

1. THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Yeah from the title itself we can know that this is a satirical movie. Based from the novel written by Christopher Buckley and directed by Jason Reitman, this movie revolve around Nick Naylor, a talented speaker, debater and spinner who declares himself as the person with the toughest job in the world- a lobbyist for American tobacco companies where his main tasks were to deny the fact that cigarette caused deadly cancer, send subliminal messages to school kids to pick up smoking habit when they grew up, bribe a former model/ambassador for Marlboro (who was suffering from lung cancer due to smoking) from filing law suit against the tobacco giant, and even taking on a Senator to debate the issue of using bone and skull symbol on cigarette packs.

He also needs to explain to his young son that there's nothing wrong for what he's doing and even brought him along for some of his "business trips'. He, with his two other friends(also the lobbyists for alcohol and firearms industy) set up M.O.D Squad (Merchants of Death) where their modus operandi is just to hang out whenever they're free just to talk about who got the toughest job based on the number of casualties caused by their respective industries. His life started to take a turn when he fall in love with a journalist and the chain of tragedy that finally change his life forever.

For me, it's a very simple comedy movie that touch on a lot of issues that all started with one single topic - smoking culture in America. It covers the issues like capitalism, American education system, parenthood, dark sides of Hollywood, ethics of journalism and many more. This is the movie that I highly rated and would recommend to all smokers or non-smokers to watch it and trust me, you'll laugh your heart out and suddenly you'll ask yourself "Hey, am I laughing at myself??"

The most memorable moment -
During the scene when Nick was debating with the Senator and the Senator asked him "Would you allow your son to pick up smoking habit??" and he answered reluctantly , "Well, if he wanted to, I'd buy him his first cigarette pack on his 18th birthday"......

2. SICKO
I am a big fan of Micheal Moore - the brave director who dares to critic whoever he thinks deserve to be criticized (not even The President of U.S spared from his criticism), the man who brings documentary film to the new level, the man who tell the thing as it is. After his success with Fahrenheit 911 and managed to tell the people what the war in Iraq is all about, he come up with another brilliant docu-film, and this time he takes on America health care system.

At the first place I thought the health care system in US is one of the best in the world but this movie has taken me by surprise when it tells otherwise. He showed the proof of how expensive medical bill in US can be and without insurance policy or enough cash, you'll not be entertained for medical attention no matter how emergency / crucial it is. He even showed a proof on how a hospital called a taxi to take a homeless patient who was seeking for medical treatment at the hospital and ordered the taxi driver to dump her anywhere far from the hospital - all because she didn't has a penny to pay for the medical cost. The insurance policy also didn't help either as the main objective of the company is not to cover for the people's medical cost but to maximise profit by getting as much policy buyer as they can and minimise the claims made by the policy holders.

He even make the comparison of the medical cost imposed by health care system in other countries like Canada, France, England and Cuba!!! And surprisingly he exposed how cheap the cost in those countries- they're all free!!!! He even took some of the former volunteers and security personnel during 911 tragedy who was suffering from various health problems due to exposure from the debris of the collapse WTC and who couldn't afford medical treatment in US, to Guantanamo Bay - the only area in US that offers free medical treatment , but had been denied entry due to the fact that it is a highly restricted area for public as the area used as a detainee center for suspected terrorists. He end-up brought all of them to Cuba,where they finally properly treated - all free of charges.

The most memorable moment -
When Micheal Moore interviewed one of the public hospital doctors in England and asked him how much the government pay him and whether he is driving old car or living in a low cost flat and the next scene shows the doctor actually drives brand new Audi, living in a nice, fully-furnished apartment equipped with 40" LCD TV and got paid around 100,000 GBP per year!!!

Well that's all for now as I will continue with other movies in the future that I think worthy to be shared with and for those who haven't watch these movies yet, go and watch it now because you'll not just get entertained but also a lesson or two....

FOOTY MANIAC: Football and Raya Is Not A Good Combo...

2009-09-21T22:55:00.009+08:00

Well, missed a couple of live matches yesterday - MU vs ManC , Chea vs Spurs - thanks to some lousy malay movies aired at the same time in other channels. Ye lah, rumah dah jadi meriah sangat, sepupu sume ramai datang umah ,sume bukan kaki bola, dan sume peminat tegar cerita melayu. Takpe la tuan rumah kene mengalah. Tapi bile time iklan je aku nak mintak tukar 812, mereka dengan sebulat suara membangkang "TAK BOLEH!!". For the first time in my life, I hate democracy....Damn.

Luckily, I managed to watch Real Mad - Xerez match when all of them had gone to bed. Owh it's been a while since the last time I talked bout this team rite?? Well, the Galacticos Project Vol:2 finally completed and it's the time for the team to deliver and perform. Based on last night performance, it's not a convincing one despite the score line was 5-0. Ronaldo scored twice to add to his goals tally of 6 goals in 4 matches and that's what we expect from a player who cost the club a staggering 80m pound with weekly salary of 200k pound after tax!! Guti scored again and setting-up the other and currently is having the best form of his life. Benzema finally scored his 1st goal for the club and the old guard Van The Man scored after his come back from long term injuries and got injured again after the match.

To sum up the current team, the players who have perform really well are Kaka, Ronaldo, Guti, Xabi Alonso and surprisingly the young Esteban Granero. I expect him as a perfect successor for the veteran Guti when he finally retire. The only setback is to see my favourite player Arjen Robben left the club for Bayern Munich. I just hope we can cope without him....

STORY OF THE DAY: I'm Back & Back With A Bang!!!...

2009-09-19T07:53:00.002+08:00

Last entry July 5th......owh la 2 bulan je. Ingatkan dah berape lame la aku dok dalam gua...

Mmmmmm...ape dah jadi aa kar aku dalam 2 bulan nih??.........Ntah..xde mende best pon....Jap.............

Ahhh...senang cite, skang aku dah kat melaka, malam tadi kol 3.30 pagi gerak dari KL sampai rumah ngam2 kol 5. Nikmat btol balik raya highway sekosong-sekosong alam ni. Dengan jaminan xkan adenye speed trap di waktu sebegini. Ok harus diteruskan di masa-masa yang akan datang. So sempat la sahur last ngan family. Aku pon dah tak bley blah ari2 sahur milo ngan rokok je. Sekali dapat sahur nasi ayam mak aku, culture shock jap perot.

So start keje baru 28 hb nih, ingat lepak sini sampai ari khamis la kot. Pastu.......Ntah...ahh xpayah poyo2 la nak plan2 ni...Nyampah lak aku...

Aih mak aku ni pepagi bute dah motong bawang ni gile ke ape??Aisey nak xnak kene tolong aa ni...Kecik ati lak die kang...Ok chaloz..

EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM: The Greatest Movie of The 21st Century...

2009-07-05T01:58:00.003+08:00

Aku sangat tak paham...Dan masih lagi tak paham...Dah banyak kali cube nak paham...Tapi rasa-rasanya sampai kiamat pon aku tak akan paham...

Anda tak paham apa yang aku tak paham skang ni?? Citenye camni...

Adapun dimalam Jumaat yang lepas @ semalam, tatkala aku sedang mengusya dvd untuk dibeli di sebuah kedai dvd cetak rompak yang sudah semestinya telah membayar beribu-ribu ringgit kepada pegawai majlis perbandaran supaya tidak mengganggu kedai tersebut, maka terdengar lah akan aku perbualan antara seekor dungu dengan tokey kedai tersebut...

Si dungu: Bos, cite transformer baru dah kluar?? (Sebut dah la tak betol)

Si tokey: Ada.

Si dungu: Yang VCD punya ade ke??

Si tokey: DVD la. Mana ada VCD.......

Anda masih tak paham lagi ke?? Sebenarnya yang aku tak paham kenapa masih wujud manusia yang tidak memahami dan tidak menghargai kehebatan sebuah filem terhebat di abad ini?? Dan aku masih tak paham, apa yang seronoknye layan vcd pirate sebuah filem yang sangat hebat visual & sound effects nya?? Aku memang akan sangat-sangat paham kalo ko mintak vcd pirate Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak, tapi Transformers??? Yang pirate punya sah-sah ambik dari wayang so aku dulu dah biasa sangat la tengok gambar senget macam *^%^$^ dengan ada kepala orang belom kira bunyi batuk lagi.

Aku cuba untuk memahami dengan memikirkan mungkin ko tak berkemampuan nak pegi tengok kat wayang, tapi bro kalo ade la vcd tu pon harga dia sah-sah dalam 5 ringgit. Tapi kalo ko tambah lagi 3 ringgit, ko dah dapat tengok kat MBO. Aku cuba lagi untuk memahami, mungkin di rumah ko ada home theater yang sangat hebat yang mungkin dapat menutup kelemahan vcd pirate Transformers tersebut, tapi bro beli bende alah tu ribu-ribu, tapi nak beli dvd pon tak mampu ke?? Aku cuba memahami untuk kali terakhirnya, mungkin ko jenis manusia yang tak suka kluar rumah, tapi klua umah gi carik vcd transformer boleh plak??

Sebagai langkah untuk menghentikan segala persoalan aku tu, tadi aku pegi la ke Mahkota Parade tengok Transformers kat wayang ngan adik aku. Ok short summary - more destructions, more fighting, more Decepticons, tragic scene of Optimus Prime, funnier Bumblebee, superb transformation of the Constructicons and the most important thing of all, sexier Megan Fox!!! Rumours have been circulated on the web that the Dinobots would be introduced in the 3rd installment and can't wait for that..Yeahhh...

Oh selepas habis menonton tadi baru saya faham, si dungu yang saya sebutkan diatas mungkin bukanlah peminat Transformers dan mungkin juga dia tak tau ape-ape pon pasal Transformers.....Ohhhh baru aku pahammmmmm...

STORY OF THE DAY: The Best Weekend and The Worst Monday..

2009-06-28T01:23:00.002+08:00

- Lambat sampai office 15 minit....

- Ambik masa yang lama nak ingat password untuk login pc....

- Ambik masa setengah jam nak siapkan Daily Valuation yang biasanya hanya ambik masa 10 minit..

- Banyak kali buat typing error...

- Kopi panas yang aku ambik pagi-pagi, sampai dah nak lunch aku tak minum-minum lagi. Dah nak jadi kopi ais dah pon.

- Tengok monitor pc manjang nampak pantai, laut biru, ikan-ikan, batu karang, kanak-kanak girang....

Yes, we always talk about Monday blues rite, but try to put urself in my shoes, having back from weekend trip to Redang on Sunday nite and had to get back to work the day after and that was the worst Monday I've ever had. It's unbeatable Monday blues and everything just went wrong that day. Couldn't focus on my job coz I was kept thinking of the great memories in Redang where part of my mind was still left behind - Amazing Race, my 1st snorkling experience, great food, fishes, corals, a cute squirrel, walking along the beach alone during sunrise, self-made theatre, beach volleyball and all the laughters that almost made me vomit....

But everything back to normal on Tuesday and sometimes I couldn't stop myself from smiling whenever I remember all those Sex In The City, Terminator, Toy Story, The Italian Job, Bring It On, The Exorcist thingy. "Haa tu senyum sorang-sorang tu teringat Redang la tu.." bak kata kakak yang dok sebelah aku tu. Yeah u're damn rite, akak....So thanx to all the 5 other buddies who made the trip an unforgettable one for me and we've already planned for the next trip that would be bigger, better and crazier. Plan mulut je lah.....Hahaha

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Al-Fatihah...

In remembrance of my fellow Meranti 97'1 - Mohd Afdzal Fadzi (7.7.1984 - 22.6.2009)

Semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas rohnya dan ditempatkan dikalangan orang-orang yang beriman..Amin.

I couldn't stop my tears from flowing down when I read this. The last message from arwah on facebook....

*Image courtesy of www.meranti9701.wordpress.com

STORY OF THE DAY: 12 June 2009 - a new dawn....

2009-06-13T17:16:00.008+08:00

11 Jun 2009 - 6.00pm or something :

Kepala serabut. Balance sheet tak balance 2. Kalo ade Yahudi depan aku dah lama aku tumbuk puas-puas. Senior aku pon pening kepala nak tolong camne. Dah 3 hari tak dapat nak trace mana silapnye. Babi a aku nak siapkan cepat-cepat, kalo tak sempat nak siap aku tak leh gi redang bodoh!!!! Pundek punye sistem!!!

11 Jun 2009 - 7.03 pm:

Got a message from Dirah "Uit, sok bday. Haha. Malam ni mynn ajak lepak. Jom. Oldtown ampang. Bkn kat yap kwan seng, oldtown kat kosas tu" Baru teringat hari ni 11 hb. Besok besday aku. Ahh tak boley jadik ni, kene balik cepat malam ni. Cukup la tahun lepas aku celebrate sorang2 kat opis time aku keje kat Puchong dulu.

11 Jun 209 - 8.30 pm:

Mate pon dah kelabu, otak lak berjerebu, shut down cpu, terus aku chaluuuu....Singgah kat keramat, nak jumpe mat, nak tengok rumah tempat aku nak merempat, bile dah tengok aku kagum amat... Umah flat 2 bilik dengan harga 200 satu rumah. Maknenye aku just bayar 100 je. 100 ringgit ok????? Dengan fully furnished nye (tv, dapor gas, sofa, almari, katil) , dengan view yang superb (depan bilik ade balcony, ko boley bukak pintu luas2 dan nah, view KLCC depan ko bai...kalo tengah rindu kat kampung halaman, ko layan feel baring2 atas katil depan mate ko KLCC, perghhh confirm meleleh air mate punye aa) Bak kate Mat "Ko sewa condo ribu2 sebulan pon belom tentu dapat view camni dowh. Ape yang penting bende kat luar rumah, bukan dalam rumah" Aku setuju 100% cakap ko tu Mat. Ok Mat aku kompom sewa ngan ko kat sini!!!

11 Jun 2009 - ngam2 kol 10.00pm:

Aku sampai kat Oldtown bende first aku buat msg balik Dirah cakap aku dah sampai pasal aku confident diorang belom sampai lagi. Biasa aa kalo orang Melayu membuat temujanji. Tiba2 die reply "Aku pon dh smpai" .... Oh sorry kawan2. Aku under-estimate korang..huhuhu.. Sampai2 je aku kat table diorang, aku disambut dengan 'pujian melangit' - "La patut jenuh aku carik mane ko. Rupe2nya rambut dah baru". Siottt....

So malam tu tension aku ilang teros bile dapat lepak ngan Dirah dan Rohe, Myn dan Bay, dan jugak Feeda dan Fahimi. Malam yang indah (cume ade jerebu2 sket) dilengkapi dengan gelak-tawa yang tidak henti-henti (cramp pipi aku gelak banyak sangat), disertai dengan 2 gelas Hazelnut White Coffee, besday cake yang sangat sedap - owhhh what a night...The only setback, rohe kene gerak awal psl nak men putsal. Terima kasih kawan-kawan especially Dirah n Rohe, tanpa anda sume, aku barangkali akan celebrate besday kat opis buat kali keduanya.

12 Jun 2009 - 1.30 am:

Sampai rumah dan terus tido tanpa tukar baju. Bukan penat, cume malas!!!!

12 Jun 2009 - 2.00am:

Takleh tutup mate. Oh patut la panas gila. Dengan El-Nino nye, dengan kemalasan aku nak tukar baju keje, memang patut la ko berpeluh. Bodo punya tua!!!! Tapi still panas lagi. Bukak baju, bukak short, tido kat ruang tamu dengan berbekalkan seluar dalam . Laantak a Chain bukan ade umah pon.

12 Jun 2009 - 4.30 am:

Mata terkebil-kebil lagi. Baru aku tau aku xleh tidor bukan pasal panas, tapi kebodohan diri sendiri pegi layan kopi 2 gelas sape suruh?? Salah diri sendiri tapi salah kan Mother Nature.

12 Jun 2009 - 7.00 am:

Terkejut dengar bunyik alarm. Tq alarm, tanpe ko mungkin aku dah lame kene fired. Bangun2 je bende first aku buat bukak Eurosportsnews, klua news MU dah accept bid Real Madrid 80m pound untuk player yang superb tapi menjengkelkan, Cristiano Ronaldo. Thanx for the bad news untuk pagi yang cerah sempena bermulanya tahun ke 25 aku berdiri di bumi Tuhan yang indah ni......

STORY OF THE DAY: Cerita Seekor Loser Yang Tak Pernah Bercita-Cita..

2009-06-07T20:14:00.004+08:00

Orang kata hidup kalau hidop takde cita-cita, baik ko pegi mati je. Ok...aku tau sepanjang aku hidop 24 tahun lagi 5 hari nak masuk 25 ni, aku memang tak penah ada cita-cita. Dari kecik lagi aku tak penah tau aku nak jadi apa bila aku dah besar. Time darjah satu, cakap ngan cikgu nak jadi doktor. Biasa la time budak-budak, cita-cita taknak lebat je. Pastu dah matang sikit naik darjah 6, cakap ngan mak bapak nak jadi jurutera. Bak kata pepatah sekali air bah, sekali pantai berubah. Naik sekolah menengah, pernah terlintas kat hati busuk aku ni nak jadi peguam. Haha ko ni kelakar la bob. Macam khinzir.

Lepas habis SPM result pon takde la sampah sangat, takde la cemerlang sangat pastu tak tau nak sambung belajar ape. Tau-tau aku dah tercampak kat YPM. Ambik je la accounting. Tu je subjek paling senang bagi aku dan salah satu subjek yang aku score time SPM. Biologi pon aku score gak tapi takkan nak ambik medic. Muka aku pon dah memang tak de rupa nak jadi doktor. Doktor muka cam penyangak - ade ke kat Mesia ni?? Pastu time kat YPM mase 1st year score jugak la 2-3 subjek. Masuk 2nd year dah rasa malas nak belajar dah. 3rd year lagi macam sial. Member kejut bangun tido suruh pegi kelas pon kene maki ngan aku (Sorry Yat, aku tau niat ko baik). So last-last result macam sial. Repeat 2 kali. Mase tu memang dah rase la masa depan aku gelap. Confirm susah babi nak carik keje nanti.

Sangkaan aku memang tepat. 3 tahun lepas aku habis belajar, hidop aku memang macam palat. Kerja tu memang sekadar nak meneruskan hidop je. Memang takde la dalam kamus hidop aku ni nak cari kerja yang orang kata kerjaya. Dengan result aku yang hidup segan mati tak mahu tu, aku boleh lagi ke nak memilih kerja? Memang makan rumput la aku nanti. Jadik sebat aje la kerja apa-apa yang ada. Penyudahnya bila aku tengok balik ape bende yang aku beli sepanjang 3 tahun ni, memang takde bende. Hahahahahaha aku rasa macam sial dohhh. Henset?? Abang-abang aku bagi. Motor?? Bapak aku bagi. Pakaian?? Tengok-tengok balik dalam gobok aku yang penoh tu, ade la 2-3 helai je aku beli sendiri. Lain-lain ade yang abang aku bagi, baju membe-membe yang aku pinjam tak pulang-pulang dan banyak jugak yang aku tak tau dari mane datang dia.Paling menyedihkan kasut aku nak pegi interview kat AmBank ari tu pon abang aku belikan. So memang sah aku takde asset aku sendiri skang ni!!!

Alhamdulillah Allah memang Maha Penyayang. Walaupun aku bukan hambaNya yang baik, Dia masih ingin memberikan aku kehidupan yang lebih baik. Akhirnya setelah bertahun-tahun hidup tanpa arah tuju, aku dapat jugak kerja yang betol-betol aku boleh panggil kerjaya. So buat pertama kali dalam hidop aku, aku boleh memasang cita-cita. Cita-cita aku dalam setahun yang akan datang, aku sudah mampu memiliki benda-benda berikut:

- iPhone

-Kamera DSLR (tak tau lagi model ape tapi sudah semestinya Canon lengkap dengan lens nya sekali)

-PC (yang aku boleh buat main game dengan puas hati dan dilengkapi woofer yang bakal mengganggu jiran-jiran sebelah rumah)

-Kereta (Proton Saga dah la. Beli keta mahal-mahal, rosak kene hantar bengkel jugak)

-PS3

-Jam tangan (kali terakhir aku pakai jam, masa aku form 3)

-Peti sejuk (janji aku boleh simpan makun dah la. Tak yah sampai nak yang 3 pintu punya fridge)

-Perkakasan yang lengkap untuk aku memasak. (korang tak percaya aku berbakat memasak?? Aku ni anak mak ok???Tak caya nanti aku belanja korang masakan aku)

-Gobok yang penuh dengan baju-baju aku sendiri.

-Jersey-jersey yang banyak daripada top team dalam Europe.

Hoh banyak betol cita-cita aku. Mampos aa sebelum ni aku tak penah ada cita-cita. Skang aku nak bercita-cita puas-puas. Tapi sebelum tu aku nak membalas jasa parents aku, abang-abang aku yang banyak aku susahkan, member-member yang tak lari bila aku susah. (Jasa anda sume takkan aku lupa sampai aku nyanyuk nanti.) Tanpa korang sume, mungkin aku dah jadi peragut, pemecah rumah, perompak mahupun mat rempit skang ni. Dan yang paling penting aku harus kembali ke jalan yang sepatutnya takut-takut rezeki yang diberi nanti ditarik balik.Banyak sangat bende yang wajib aku tinggalkan. Sial punya setan. Pengalaman dulu banyak ajar aku untuk lebih menghargai hidup ni. Aku harap aku akan jadi manusia yang lengkap satu hari nanti. Lambat atau cepat bergantung kat diri aku sendiri. Insya Allah.......

STORY OF THE DAY: Same old story.....

2009-06-07T13:15:00.003+08:00

Fuh....Fuhhhh.....

Oh hari ni aku hanya kene tiup je..minggu lepas dah kemas gile2 punye blog bodo aku nih...So story of the week....

- Seperti biasa, "lalalala hari hari kerja...lalalala bosan dengan kerja"... oh x..aku x bosan dgn kerja aku..aku suka..

- Motor aku dah makin mengada-ngada..Makin banyak plak duit aku ko nak pau...Sabo la tunggu aku dapat gaji penoh dulu...Bulan ni aku dapat separuh je shialll....

- Florentino Perez is back as Real Madrid president. And then he appointed Manuel Pellegrini as new Real Madrid manager from Villareal. Kaka is almost certain to join Real Madrid from AC Milan. It's going to be the return of Galacticos. Tak tau nak rasa gembira atau bimbang....

- Hari Jumaat lepas kerja berjalan-jalan seorang diri di BB di waktu malam. Saje saje layan blues, tengok macam2 jenis orang tourists, dating couple, one happy family, hookers, faggot , you name it. Lepak-lepak di Starbucks sambil membaca majalah + cuci mata. Dan yang paling best menonton seorang pelukis sedang melukis muka seorang Pak Arab, right from the moment he measured the face by using his magic pencil until he finished his scetch with his signature and some words like "From Malaysia With Love" or something. The whole process only took 10 minutes and the scetch is really a masterclass. Sangat seronok menonton Atist At Work ni...huhuh... Kalo yang x penah try lepak sorang-sorang cam orang gila ni, silakan la..Anda pasti rasa seronok macam aku.

- Abe dan Yat akhirnya siap jugak masjid diorang. Congrats for both of you. May your marriage will make you a better person.

So am planning to move out to Keramat in the next couple of weeks or early next month and will be staying with Mat. My housemate Chain is also going to get married in August so the apartment in Puchong need to be cleared out before end of July. So July is going to be a hectic month for me.

Ok that's all for today c u later....

EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM: R.I.P To Recording Company

2009-05-24T12:03:00.008+08:00

Apsal aku letak video ni dlm blog aku?? Dah tentu la aku suke gile video clip ni. Lagu terbang2, video clip yg cool siap ade quote yg inspiring, great sounds bla bla. The whole concept of the song is simple yet it's very meaningful, very close to the heart of the people who always wondering what true love is all about.

This is what u can get from a band that really sincere in whatever things they do, who believes in 'Do It Yourself' attitude, who put art above the rest, and who never believe in ajor recording company (EMI, SONY Music, BMG whatsoever). They just want to do whatever things they want to do. They want to compose their own music, lyrics, sounds etc. If they want to produce a video clip, they want to do it with their own concept. They don't want other people to control their musical journey.

Percayalah, ko xkan tahan lama kalo nak buat band tapi malas nak berusaha. Ko ambik jalan singkat ko sign contract ngan major label dgn harapan sume bende diorang boleh uruskan tapi kreativiti ko akan tersekat, ko jgn harap boleh keluarkan idea sendiri. Design kulit album diorang yg akan design (selalunya tangkap gambar posing2 tampal kat depan album, senang cite kan??), video klip plak mmg lousy gila ah jenis konon nak sep bajet (tgk je la video klip band2 cam Jinbara, Kristal bla bla. xde seni langsung)

Lagu plak mmg ko xyah susah2 nak cari idea, komposer byk yg nak jual lagu. So ape pekdah ko buat band klo sumebende org tlg buatkan??? Itu la objektif utama org nak buat band - nak buat sume bende dgn sendiri. Kalo lagu pon org bagi, baik ko jd solo artis je. Kalo ade live, pakai je la sessionist.

Skang ni ramai org dah mula bukak mata dgn band2 yang percaya kepada konsep buat sendiri ni (aku malas nak gune term 'Indie'. Wartawan pondan pon dah pandai guna term ni padahal sebelum ni yg diorang tau pop, rock, balada tu je la) Aku tak kesah org nak panggil band ko sell-out ke ape ke, janji ko jujur dgn ape yang ko buat., aku tetap sokong.

So kepada band2 atau musician macam Butterfingers, Love Me Butch, Hujan, Meet Uncle Hussein, Estranged, Pop Shuvit, Komplot, Pesawat, Estrella, Yuna, Gerhana Ska Cinta, Plague Of Happiness etc, teruskan berkarya kerana karya anda berbaloi untuk dihargai.

Kepada major label yg masih percaya dengan marketing strategy korang, PEGI MAMPOS!!!

STORY OF THE DAY: Mak aih dah bersawang blog aku nih...

2009-05-23T20:14:00.002+08:00

Fuh...Fuh....

Pok...Pok..Pok...

Hat...chemmmmm..

Sniff...sniff.....

Oh..hi kawan2... Sedang membersihkan blog yg sudah berhabok, bersawang, berlipas dan bermacam2 lg. Oh bunyik di atas adalah bunyik saya meniup2, menepok2, terbersin akibat habok yg terlalu byk dan lantas menggaru2 hidong dgn cara pelik saya.

Yup it's been 3 weeks since my last entry. For those who still don't know what'd happen to me for the past 3 weeks, well, let me keep it simple....

1) On 4th of May, I attended an interview at Ambank that all gone wrong due to my stupidness of not keeping my hp in silent mode...I'm not gonna talk about it any further..

2) 3 days later got an unexpected call from Ambank, Jln Raja Chulan asking me to start work on 11th May..woohoo..woot..woot...

3) Went to Kuantan on 8th for my brother's wedding...jadik pengapit lagi..pastu demam..

4) Start working with Ambank as Acc Exec on 11th..

5) Back to Malacca on 15th for my brother's wedding..

6) And today went to Ulu Yam, having a mandi manda session with Equine lads, Dirah and Myn as well...

So all I can say bout my new job is .... it's quite good...yeah seriously I'm kinda like it... Eventho I have to wake up at 630 am every day and reach home at 800pm or something, have to endure 40 minutes of miserable ride from Puchong to KL every day, I don't mind at all. The pay is really good plus I get paid for my O.T. My officemates are also very nice to me and they even asked me to join them for lunch on my first day in office.

So it's like a brand new life for me, and I can start saving rite now to get married in the future eventho I don't have any calon for the moment. Haha what a loser......

No actually rite now I just want to be somebody first bcoz before this I was nobody. And after I can be that somebody, then only I'll start thinking of finding somebody. Ape ko merepek ni Bob?? Ntah telinge aku masok air (babi ko Pa) kepala aku pening, kaki aku melecet kene batu (babi ko Pa lg sekali), dan aku penat berenang..Berenang pebendenye main terapong2 sekejap pastu dok atas batu x tahan sejuk....Ah ingin berehat sebentar ya...jap lagi saye sambung merepek...

FOOTY MANIAC: ..............................................

2009-05-03T10:25:00.002+08:00

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am speechless rite now. Still can't accept the result and the fact that we've been humiliated by our fiercest rival in our homeground!!

Well, the scoreline Real Madrid 2 - Barcelona 6. Yes, it's 6........

The defence were all over the place when Messi started bombing forward, the midfields were outclassed by the brilliance of Xavi and Inniesta and everything went wrong last nite..........

Had it not because of the local boy Iker Casillas, the scoreline could've been 2-10 at least.

They're given so many space to roam, we're using zonal marking throughout the game, we're not closing down quick enough and that's the last thing u want to do when u face the team like barca.

Afterall, we're helpless....

The hope of retaining La Liga crown are now doomed....

But I still convince, we'll bounce back next season....

STORY OF THE DAY: Antara Pangkat & Usia...

2009-05-02T16:52:00.003+08:00

Hah..seronok betol ari ni ngecat umah. Ya terima kasih kepada mana2 kedai berkenaan yg membuat cabutan bertuah dgn salah satu hadiah nya adalah tong cat. Terima kasih banyak2. Semoga lingkop lah bisnes ko hendaknye....

Oh ya ketika seronok ngecat bersama2 big bro, perbualan ini mengambil tempat..

Big bro: "Weh pasni ko xyah aa panggil bini aku tu nanti 'akak'. Die sebaye ngan ko kan??"

Aku: "Habih tu nak panggil woi je ke??"

Big bro: "Panggil name je dah la. Cam kelaka la pulak die sebaye ngan ko, tapi ko kene panggil die akak"

Aku: "Dah name pon akak ipar aku. Kene aa panggil akak. Tu la masalah ko, umor 30 lebih, carik bini baye ngan aku. Kan dah nyusahkan aku..."

Big bro: "Salah ke aku nak carik bini mude sikit. Xkan aku nak carik bini same umor ngan ma.."

Time tu mmg aku dah xleh handle nak gelak gila babi dah...

So antara pangkat & usia, yg mane perlu diutamakan?? antara ego & hormat, yg mane perlu dibuang??
Lu pikir la sendiri.....

p/S : Eh lupe lak nak wish.. KEPADA SUME KULI BATAK DI MALAYSIA, SELAMAT HARI BURUH....

STORY OF THE DAY: Sedang berseronok di Melaka..woohhoo...

2009-05-01T08:08:00.002+08:00

Oh oh.. sedang berehat2 di Melake tatkala ini. Sudah lama tidak kepulangan. Kerinduan sudah ketidaktahanan. Maka kepulangan ini harus dipenuhgunakan. Institusi kekeluargaan harus ditidak abaikan.

Bob, ape yg ko merepek ni??BM ko berapa time SPM??

Ntah......

Balik melake malam semalam. Kol 10 gerak dr KL tumpang abang gue. Oh yang lucunya pukol 11 highway boleh jem dari Nilai. Ye Mesia sudah semakin gila. So sampai umah kol 1.30. Sampai2 je teros meluru ke katil dan tatkala mata sudah hampir2 tertutup, terdengar sayup2 suara abang gue, "aku yg menat2 mandu dari Kuantan ke Puchong ke Melaka, dia lak yg terbongkang dulu." Sori bro, xleh handle aaa penat gila keje , kataku dalam hati. Padahal keje aku bkn bz mane pon. Banyak pura2 bz ade la..hahaha...

Dan hari ini bley terbangun awal lak. Lantas teros melayan Globe Trekker haha ya saya suka amat melayan si gile Ian Wright ni. Oh kali ni die pegi ke Bora-Bora Island, Tahiti. Yaaa pagi yang indah bangun2 je teros mencuci mata menonton pantai yang super chantekk. Harus menyimpan angan2 untuk ke sana satu hari nanti. Tapi sumenye habis rosak bila perbualan ini mengambil tempat....

"Boi, nanti jap lagi tolong catkan dinding luar tu. Kan abg ko tu dah nak kawen." ibuku cuba memulakan perbualan di pagi yang hening.

"Aik, bukan ke baru raya tahun lepas tuka cat??Elok je lagi tu.." balasku dengan usaha untuk menderhakai permintaan ibuku.

"X de la. Dinding tu dah calar sikit ayah ko ari tu bawak tangga terkene dinding tu. Lagipon hari tu ma ade dapat 2 tong cat free. Ade lucky draw kat Jasin. Kang simpan lame2 xpakai kang expired pulak".................

Hahaha.. kadang2 boleh tahan lucu jugak ibuku ini......

Ya perfect weekend saya baru saje bermula.......

FOOTY MANIAC : Sevilla 2 - R. Madrid 4 (Marvellous Raul)

2009-04-27T21:58:00.007+08:00

Couldn't stop smiling for the whole day. There's nothing better than staying-up late at nite to watch ur fav team win the match n then u wake-up in the morning with great spirit to start ur Monday. (Ye saye tahu keje saye skang ni xde yg stress nye, tp klo aku keje tmpt yg penoh stress pn aku akan tetap gembire satu hari ;) .... )

So back to last nite match, Real were left behind when Sevilla take the lead before Raul equalised just after the break and then scored two more in 3 minutes before Marcelo killed-off the game in injury time with a cool finish to give RM 4-2 victory over the Andalucian outfit. That victory is the 17th out of 19 league games under Juande Ramos which seems a very good run after all.

Well, what made me very very happy with the win is that :
1) Playing in Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan (Sevilla homeground) is never an easy task for any visiting team and we manage to score 4 goals. Quite impressive eh??

2) We played without key defender Pepe ( thanx a lot lad! you got 10-match ban for your 3 seconds of madness 2 weeks ago!!!) and wing wizard Arjen Robben who's still not recovered from his injury. That's why I was not really convince that we can win the game.

3) RM hero, Raul'd never scored in Sanchez Pizjuan for the past 10 seasons and suddenly he bagged a hat-trick last nite. and for the record, Raul'd only netted a hat-trick only 2 times throughout his career with RM so last nite was his 3rd.

4) and most important thing of all is that we are now only 4 points behind league leader Barca after they drew with Valencia 2-2 on Saturday.

So next week El Classico will be the most important match of the season for RM and if we win , the gap between us n barca will only left 1 point. Can't wait for it. Woooot Wooot.... (tiru gaye annoying Dirah)

FOOTY MANIAC: Real Madrid 4 life...!!

2009-04-26T12:06:00.005+08:00

Oh oh....tido kol 7 bangun kol 9...perfect!! thanx kepade matahari yg 2-3 hari ni sebok mencapub. Tak reti2 nak low profile sket. Bgn2 teros ngadap blog, btol aku dah addict ni. Biasa la budak2 baru nak naik. 2-3 tahun berkarat la blog ni. Lantak aku la blog aku pon. Pedulik ape aku nak buat 10 entries sehari ke satu entry setahun ke.

yes...1st entry for Footy Maniac section. Ok for the start, I'm a big fan Spanish football/ Spanish La Liga. I know most M'sians are more into Barclays Premier League but there's somethin bout La Liga that really grab my attn. I don't know what but maybe it's because the rivalry between clubs are stronger due to their political issues, or the history of the club itself. The match between Barcelona n Real Madrid, Athletic Bilbao n Real Madrid, Barcelona n Espanyol, Sevilla n Real Madrid or Athletico Madrid n Real Madrid, is somethin that u should watch - the vibe of the stadium and the intensity of the match is really extraordinary.

N back to Real Madrid, the club I supported since the day they lifted the Champions League trophy for the ninth time in 2002. It was Zidane's spectacular 20-yard volley and the brilliance of goalkeeper Iker Casillas to deny Bayer Leverkusen from getting last minute equaliser that had made me fall in love with this club. There're so many top class player in the squad at that time - Hierro, Makelele, Figo, Roberto Carlos and Raul which make a winning team.

But I know, that was 7 years ago and I realize where my club is standing rite now. I know what's the problem n it all go back to the policy of the elected President of Real Madrid. As every body know the former President Florentino Perez is the one who built the so-called Galacticos Empire and he's also the one who ruined it all. The fall of Los Merengues started when the president himself sacked the then manager Vicente Del Bosque (now heading Spain national team for World Cup 2010 conquest) the night we won the Champs League in 2002. I regard Del Bosque as one the succesful manager in RM history ( 2 domestic league titles n 2 CL trophies over 4 years period) and yet shockingly the RM hierarchy decided not to renew his contract.

Many believe it also due to the rift between him and the president where the RM hierarchy had more power over transfer policy, team selection and other aspects of the club that minimalised the level of control Del Bosque had during his time as manager. Since the day he departed the club, 7 trophiless managers had come and go for the past 4 years until the team won back La Liga title under coach Fabio Capello (who was also sacked afterwards!!)

The BBC article states: "It is a strange tale from start to finish - how the shy, mustachioed man from Salamanca came to be in charge of the most expensive and talented bunch of footballers in the modern game, won the biggest trophies on offer and then got the boot in favour of a man yet to be named. With the Real superstars, Del Bosque was extremely popular - partly because he was happier to let them get on with it. Cool as a cryogenically-frozen cucumber, he managed to avoid confrontations with his charges, despite the stellar egos in the squad, and never once lost his calm in front of the media."

N now after 3 years, leaving the helm, he's expected to be back leading the race for RM precidency poll next June. And for those who truly love the club, expect the worse in the future. RM is heading towards gloomy days unless the president hire the best manager in the world, who''ll be given total control of the club. There's no use signing world-class players like Kaka or Ronaldo if this internal problem can't be solved once and for all......

Hala Madrid!!

STORY OF THE DAY: The Great Killer Whale

2009-04-26T06:26:00.001+08:00

Oh sudah hampir2 terlelap tp di Animal Planet ade cite psl killer whale - my fav animal. Ye, ikan ni sgt kiut, kalo lah aku bley bela dlm akuarium (pale bapak ko!)

Have u guys ever watch how these mammals feed themself?? Yup it's brutal but brilliant actually. They'll swim around the foreshore and try to spy any sea lion on the seashore and when found one and the time's right, with full speed they'll drag themself up to the beach and grab those hapless sea lions with their mouth and drag 'em back into the sea. But hey, party's not over yet coz they won't eat their prey immediately. They'll throw em high up above the sea over and over again or if the killer whale came with groups, they'll play tennis with the prey as their tennis ball. They'll only have their meal after they get tired.

I started to fall in love with this knight of the sea (my own terms ;p) when I first watched Free Willy. and then during my secondary school I used to read the comic entitled Pendekar Laut. In the comic there's a character called Orga (other name for the killer whale is Orca FYI) . Die adalah konco2 Sindiket Blue Dream dimana dia adalah anak murid kepada Blue Dream sendiri dan jugak Jerung Raksaksa. Dia ade kuase max 999,000 hp. Die mati psl bagi jantung die kat Zonan. pastu dia......

Bob, ko dah terlalu mengarut. Silakan tidor...

Oh , ok...

MALAYSIA ACCORDING TO ME: If you don't know anything bout marketing, shut-up and let the expert do the talking!!

2009-04-26T03:56:00.000+08:00

Ah.. shit cube utk tidor tp ini hasil die...thanks nescafe sbb buat aku xleh tido...dan thanx utk diri sendiri kerana bengap layan nescafe sblm tido.....ape aku nk merepek ni...

Oh yes...am watching the Making of Bohsia rite now n still cant stop myself from laughing. No, it's not the movie that funny, it's how they promote the movie. You see, in the making the director (Datuk Yusof Haslam's son - Syamsul) promote the movie by saying "Tujuan saya membuat filem ni adalah utk menghiburkan disamping mendidik masyarakat tentang gejala bohsia..." . Well, that's the worst marketing campaign for a movie I've ever heard in my life.

First, using the word 'educate' is the greatest sin for filmmakers. Because in movie industry, there's no such thing as educating. If they wanted to educate, don't make a movie, build a college instead because movie is only a medium to deliver messages to the people and there's a big difference between educating and delivering messages. There're some movies that can actually educate the people such as Sicko, Fahrenheit 9/11, Zero and Inconvinient Truth (although these movies are considered as documentary film). These movies are trying to tell the people what's happening around them that they didn't even know before and how to overcome the problems. So can you tell me any Malaysian who don't know anything about Bohsia or Mat Rempit? Everybody know Bohsia is a whore and Mat Rempit is a brainless S.O.B. And can you tell me if we don't know how to deal with them? Yes, put them in jail and let them to rot.

Second, if u are trying to educate those spoiled brat, just forget it. They're now addicted to what they're doing so telling them that it's not good for them is just as useless as telling the smokers that smoking is bad for health. Believe me, the only thing that they'll think when they watch the movie is like "Kalo la aku dapat cia muke cam Diana Danielle ni, pehh x klua umah aku ari2 beb", or "Peh, die punye kona baring sebijik cam aku buat ari tu", or "Smart jugak sport rim die ni". Don't expect them to change to a better person when they step out from the cinema because they won't. Not in a million years.

So Mr. Syamsul, just be frank, u're actually not trying to educate but to exploit. Everybody know making movie in this kind of hard time is a big risk so u just want to use simple formula to ensure u can make profit - 'there're thousands or maybe millions mat rempit and bohsia in M'sia so we make movie bout them and they're certainly going to watch it. If they didn't have money to buy the ticket, nevermind, they know how to find it - steal other people's bike or rob some old women on the street. The film Remp-It managed to make millions by this formula so we can't make the same story. Ahhhh why not we make a movie bout bohsia? At least, the storyline isn't going to be the same with Remp-it but still there'll be some rempit scene in it.'

I'm sorry Mr. Syamsul, u can fool them and their parents, but not me.!!

So moral of the story is if u're not the marketing personel and u want to market ur product just be sincere. If u can't, just shut up n let the expert do the talking bcoz u don't know how to lie!!

Ahh akhirnye ngantuk jugak aku....thanx bohsia....

5 things you need to know bout me...( ep 1)

2009-04-26T01:31:00.001+08:00

These are the list that best describe me. Some are good, some are bad....

I'm the kind of person who loves to delay things or take it lightly- unless my life depend on it, I'll normally put on hold the things that need to be done immediately no matter how urgent it is. Eg: My bike road-tax had not been renewed since 2 years ago, I took my diploma certificate from my college 2 years after my graduation and many more. Aaa ade lagi. Bukak friendster lambat, bukak facebook lambat bukak blog ni lagi la lambat..dah bertahun teknologi ni ade baru la aku tergerak nak bukak....
I can eat almost everything - there's no restriction on my diet/taste. You can put whatever food in front of me and I'll have no problem to finish it off.Ade org xleh mkn pedas, kicap,telur, seafood, ayam bla bla. Tp aku xde hal beb. Sumbat je la pape pon aku belasah je. Jgn ko bg babi sudah.
I can't start my day without coffe/milk/Milo/soy milk - whenever I wake up early (not really early actually huhu) in the morning, the first thing I'll do is to make a cup of milk coffe or at least a cup of milk before I can have my heavy breakfast. Aku mmg x bley bangun2 tidor teros mentekedarah nasi lemak. Mmg cam palat rase perot nanti.
I have a weird way to scratch my nose whenever it felt itchy - for those who have seen it, you know how weird it is. For those who haven't, treat me with food that contain shrimp paste (belacan) and you'll get the chance to see it. Ni masalah org resdung la ni.haha
I love Laksa Penang so much. Really really much. Very very much - I just can't resist the temptation of getting a bowl of laksa. The mixture taste of fish, chillies, tamarind, lime, onion.....Ufffff... Anybody knows where to get the best laksa in Malaysia (apart from my mom's cook of course) ?

Actually I want to list down up to 10 things but I'm really sleepy rite now, so I will continue with another 5 things when I have the mood later on. So till then....

Hola...

2009-04-25T23:33:00.000+08:00

Hi guys..

So this is it, my 1st entry for my new entry. It'll be all about what I love, what I hate, my passion, my citicism and almost everything that's happening in our life except politics. I never really interested in it so I never give a damn bout money politics, party hopping, some monkeys in the parliament or what-so-ever. If people around me trying to open conversation with politics issue, I'd normally keep my mouth shut or I'd try to change the topic.

So if you expect this blog will mainly about politics, be advised, you better get your a** out of my blog or else you will get bored.

In this blog, I will include several columns such as FOOTY MANIAC (all about football - transfer rumours, post-games analysis, trivia etc), MALAYSIA ACCORDING TO ME (my criticism on our society), STORY OF THE DAY (my diary) and EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM (entertainment- music, movies, games) -which I will rotate for every entries depending on my mood.

So keep visiting, mate....